Kawaii Butts

by Halzyn

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

      name your price

     

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
05:40
15.

about

download this super happy crazy crapfest now for free in any format you want! (yes, even flac, which is stupid)

credits

released July 7, 2012

thanks again to Jaime (@squidgear on Twitter) for designing the initial Kawaii Butts cover ♥

tags

license

about

Halzyn Nijmegen, Netherlands

heya, i'm hazel.

laid-back & chill in person, a real menace on the web ♥

hardcore vibes

contact / help

Contact Halzyn

Streaming and
Download help

Track Name: Seizures Walk Into A Room
You are my cinema
I could watch you forever
Action, thriller
I could watch you forever
You are my cinema
A Hollywood treasure
Love you just the way you are
My cinema, my cinema

You are my cinema
I could watch you forever
Action, thriller
I could watch you forever
You are my cinema
A Hollywood treasure x2

Love you just the way you are
My cinema, my cinema x3

[Get up get down
Lose that sound
My DJ gonna break it down x5

Get up get down
Lose that sound
Aaa aaa a-a-a-a
Eyyyy e-e-e-ey! x3]

Get up get down
Lose that sound
My DJ gonna break it down x7

Get up get down
Lose that sound
Aaa aaa a-a-a-a
Eyyyy e-e-e-ey!

You are my cinema
I could watch you forever
Action, thriller
I could watch you forever
You are my cinema
A Hollywood treasure
Love you just the way you are
My cinema, my cinema

Get up get down
Lose that sound
My DJ gonna break it down x7

Get up get down
Lose that sound
Aaa aaa a-a-a-a
Eyyyy e-e-e-ey!

Get up get down
Lose that sound
My DJ gonna break it down x3

Get up get down
Lose that sound
Aaa aaa a-a-a-a
Eyyyy e-e-e-ey!

Get up get down
Lose that sound
My DJ gonna break it down x15

Get up get down
Lose that sound
Aaa aaa a-a-a-a
Eyyyy e-e-e-ey!
Track Name: A Joker's Speedo
Even though my anus was broken
I knew that rest of our journey would be great success

Hey hey hoh ha ha!
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Hey hey hoh ha ha!
No regrets ha heh ha
I am the best ha HAAA
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha
Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh

I arrive at America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS
I had no car, no money and no Azamat
The only thing keep me going was my dream one day holding Pamela in my arms and then making romance exploding on her stomach

Hey hey hoh ha ha!
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Hey hey hoh ha ha!
No regrets ha heh ha
I am the best ha HAAA
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha
Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh x2

Watch the children
Okay, no problem
You must not hit the children

MY NAME BORAT
I LIKE YOU
I LIKE SEX

I like very much buy this Hummers
How much is it?
52,000
I am looking for something between, um, 600, or, eh, to 650 dollars


Hey hey hoh ha ha!
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Hey hey hoh ha ha!
No regrets ha heh ha
I am the best ha HAAA
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha
Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh x2

[slowed down]
Hey hey hoh ha ha!
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Hey hey hoh ha ha!
No regrets ha heh ha
I am the best ha HAAA
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha
Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh x2

What's up with it, Vanilla Face?
Uh, me homey Azamat just parked our slab outside
We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for night
So, uh, bang, bang, skid, skid, nigga
We just couple pimps, no hos

[sped up]
Hey hey hoh ha ha!
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Hey hey hoh ha ha!
No regrets ha heh ha
I am the best ha HAAA
Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH
Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha
Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh x4

HOWDY PARTNERS!
Track Name: S A K A S A K A B O Y Z
Zou je ons misschien even kunnen komen ophalen?
Nu weet je wel te bellen, hè!
Je belt nooit!
Bel je matties om je te komen halen!
SAKA SAKA BOY biep biep

Zou je ons misschien even kunnen komen ophalen?
Nu weet je wel te bellen, hè!
Je belt nooit!
Bel je matties om je te komen halen!
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA

SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA

SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY

Zou je ons misschien even kunnen komen ophalen?
Nu weet je wel te bellen, hè!
Je belt nooit!
Bel je matties om je te komen halen!
SAKA SAKA BOY biep boop boop boop boop boop

SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA BOY
SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA

SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY

And even though I was focused on beating Mr. Miyamoto, I heard some of you laughing
Don't try to deny it, I heard you
YES MY BODY WAS READY
[audience goes woooooo]

YES MY BODY WAS READY
YES MY BODY WAS READY
YES MY BODY WAS READY
YES MY BODY WAS READY
And even though I was focused on beating Mr. Miyamoto, I heard some of you laughing
Don't try to deny it, I heard you
YES MY BODY WAS READY
[audience goes woooooo]
YES MY BODY WAS READY
YES MY BODY WAS READY

[duet x4]
YES MY BODY WAS READY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKASAKAKA
YES MY BODY WAS READY
SAKASAKABOY
SAKABOYBOY

Mi boy, ben jij het?
HOI MAM MET MIJ MIJ MIJ MIJ MIJ MIJ MIJ
Track Name: Come And Have A Go
Eekum bokum
bokum kum ee
Kum bo ee kum
Kum bo eekukuku
Kum bo kumkumkum
Bokum eekum bokum
Bo ee kdklfjhskjdghkjdskjg
Ee bo ee kum
Ee bo kumkum
Bokum bokum bokum bokum
Eekum bokum
Ee ee kum kum bo bo kum kum
Eekum bokum euefkuhsdkfjhksdgnksdfhilsdjfglkdsfg x A LOT

OOMINAKA!!!!!!!!
Track Name: Cordless Extension Cord
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA ha haha HA hahahahahahahahhahah
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA hahahahahah HA HA
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA ha haha HA hahahahahahahahhahah
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA hahahahahah HA HA
You know HA HA what
Haha HA I STEP ON STAGE BREAK
HA break a hahaha
break a YO HA WHAT MAN?!
HA break a WHAT
haha HA hahahaha YO YO
STAGE BREAK ha HA break in
haha ha ha HA YO

yo

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
I STEP ON STAGE BREA-
I STEP ON STAGE BREA-
YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
BREAK A- I STEP ON STAGE BREAK A-
YO!

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
I STEP ON STAGE BREAK A LEG AND A LIGA-
YO YO
YOU KNOW WHAT?!
YO WHAT?!
YO MAN MAN

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
I STEP ON STAGE BREAK A LEG AND A LIGA-
YO WHAT
YO MAN MAN MAN MAN
YO BREAK A-

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
I STEP ON STAGE BREAK A LEG AND A LIGA-
YO YO
YOU KNOW WHAT?!
YO WHAT?!
YO MAN MAN

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
I STEP ON STAGE BREAK A LEG AND A LIGA-
YO WHAT
YO MAN MAN MAN MAN
YO BREAK A HA!

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
WHAT WHAT KNOW MAN
WHAT WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU KNOW WHAT?! MAN MAN WHAT MAN?!
KNOW WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT MAN?!

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
WHAT WHAT KNOW MAN
WHAT WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU KNOW WHAT?! MAN MAN WHAT MAN?!
KNOW WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT MAN?!
HA HA HA HA
hahahahahahaha

HA HA!
HA HA!
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
HA HA!
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
HA HA!
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
HA HA!
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
WOOF

HA!

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
WHAT WHAT KNOW MAN
WHAT WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU KNOW WHAT?! MAN MAN WHAT MAN?!
KNOW WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT MAN?!
YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
WHAT WHAT KNOW MAN
WHAT WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU KNOW WHAT?! MAN MAN WHAT MAN?!
KNOW WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HA!

HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA ha haha HA hahahahahahahahhahah
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA hahahahahah HA HA
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA ha haha HA hahahahahahahahhahah
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA hahahahahah HA HA
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA ha haha HA hahahahahahahahhahah
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA hahahahahah HA HA
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA ha haha HA hahahahahahahahhahah
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA hahahahahah HA HA

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHAT MAN?!
WHAT WHAT KNOW MAN
WHAT WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU KNOW WHAT?! MAN MAN WHAT MAN?!
KNOW WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT MAN?!
YOU KNOW YO WHAT MAN?!
YO WHAT WHAT KNOW MAN WHAT WHAT
YO YOUKNOWWHA YO WHAT MAN
YO WHAT WHAT YO WHAT MAN

HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA ha haha HA hahahahahahahahhahah
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA hahahahahah HA HA
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA ha haha HA hahahahahahahahhahah
HA ha heh ha HA ha ha
HA hahahahahah HA HA
You know HA HA what
Haha HA I STEP ON STAGE BREAK
HA break a hahaha
break a YO HA WHAT MAN?!
HA break a WHAT
haha HA hahahaha YO YO
STAGE BREAK ha HA break in
haha ha ha HA YO

WE STAND OUT LIKE BIRD SHIT ON A BLACK SHOE
Track Name: I've Been Fighting A Migraine Overnight
the number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to an unpublished number

the number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to an unpublished number

the number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to an unpublished number

THE 12 GAUGE DOUBLE BARRELED REMINTON
COME GET SOME

I LOVE BEING ANGRY
Track Name: Bouncy Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump
EXPLORE THE POWER OF THE MIND
IT IS SLEEPING WITHIN ALL OF YOU

EXPLORE THE POWER OF THE MIND
IT IS SLEEPING WITHIN ALL OF YOU
A FORCE SELDOM AWAKENED
UNDISCOVERABLE BY MODERN SCIENCE

just bounce
come on, bounce
come on, bounce
come on, bounce
just bounce
come on, bounce
come on, bounce
come on, bounce
just bounce
come on, bounce
come on, bounce
come on, bounce
just bounce
come on, bounce
come on, bounce
come on, bounce
Track Name: Phenomena (Into the Door)
the fate of billions will depend upon you

[laughs]

die
Track Name: Analysis of the Super Gay Brother Crossover Commentaries
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE

SQUIIIRRRTLE!!

Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheehee!

Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheehee!

as the incomparable Tina Turner once shrieked, this game is simply the best
this is Super Mario Brothers 3 and this is to video games as Monet's "Water Lillies" is to impressionism
as Dali's "Persistence of Memory" is to surrealism
as Jones' "What's up, Doc?" is to animated bunny barbarism
the bottom line is, there had never been a game quite like this one and in the decades that have passed since, this masterpiece still stands as perhaps the greatest two-dimensional platformer of all time and frankly it is one any gamer worth their weight in coins should experience

Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee!
Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee
Wheehee!
Track Name: Get N or Get Out
NINTENDO
NINTENDO SIXTYFOOOOUUUURRRRRRRRRR

NINTENDO SIXTYFOUUUUUUURRRRRRR
SIXTYFOOOUUURRR
OH MY GOOOOOD!
THANK YOU! OH MY GOD
OH MY GOOOOOOOD!
THANK YOU!
OH MY GUUUUUAAAAAAAADDDDD
NINTENDO SIXTYFOUUUUUUURRRRRRR
SIXTYFOOOUUURRR
OH MY GOOOOOD!
THANK YOU! OH MY GOD
OH MY GOOOOOOOD!
THANK YOU!
OH MY GUUUUUAAAAAAAADDDDD

Hey guise!!
So today I'm here with a review of the Nintendo 64
The Nintendo 64 was a really big console back in the day, as it was Nintendo's first real major step up from the Super Nintendo
Uh, now of course back in these days, you know, everyone was still on their Super Nintendos or even your Sega Genesis

[LOTS OF BANJO-KAZOOIE NOISES]
Track Name: Seinfeldactyl
Am I?! Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT

Cinnamon!
It should be on table's restaurants along with salt and pepper!
Anytime someone says 'Oh this is so good, what's in this?'
The answer invariably comes back -- Cinnamon! Cinnamon!
Again and again!

She had man hands
He's a regifter!
She's a two-face
She's got the jimmy legs
She's a virgin
He's poor
She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being, except for the walking
She eats her peas one at a time!
She just took credit for my salad
He's a male bimbo! He's a mimbo!

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Ass Man! [laughtrack]

[laughtrack] [actually just place laughtrack everywhere basically]

*snort* Articulate!
*snort* *snort* *giggle*
*sneeze*
*tuff*
bleh!
BLEEEHHH!!
*fart* *fart again*
GUUUH!
Ooohhhh
Uhh
Huh?
Wha?
Khuh?
Ah?
Lie
Lie
Live
Live
Live
Ooooohhhh right right right right right right right right
*buzzer*
[some other language]
*tchik tchik tchik*
ggggggggg
Huuuhhhh
No no no no no
Ohhh YEAAAAHHHh!!
Aaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Ooooohhhhhoooooooooooooo
Alright
Alriiiiiiiiiiiight
ALRIGHT!

Would you like a cup of tea?
Got any coffee?
Coffee?
Yeah, coffee
No, I don't drink coffee
You don't drink coffee, how about instant coffee?
No, I don't have--
You don't have any instant coffee?
Well I don't normally--
Who doesn't have instant coffee?
I don't
You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it
And later on when you need it, it's there, it lasts forever, it's freeze dried
Freeze dried crystals

[buncha ridley screeches lol]
Track Name: His Disdain For Little Girls
[some japanese or whatever]
YUI-NYAN

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN

Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!!
Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui
Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou
Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru? [i had to look this shit up looooooool]

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN
Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!!
Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui
Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou
Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru? [gosh i seriously cant read this along with the track]

YUI-NYAN!!

Wara ningyou ni
Wara ningyou ni
Wara ningyou ni
gossun- gossun- gossun-kugi
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Eins, zwei, guten morgen
Yi er yi er ichi ichi ichi ichi
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi hifumiyo hifumiyo [again i had to look this up]

Wara ningyou ni
Wara ningyou ni
Wara ningyou ni
gossun- gossun- gossun-kugi
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Eins, zwei, guten morgen
Yi er yi er ichi ichi ichi ichi
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi hifumiyo hifumiyo [what are these lyrics?!]

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN
Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!!
Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui
Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou
Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru? [these lyrics are equally weird]

Wara ningyou ni
Wara ningyou ni
Wara ningyou ni
gossun- gossun- gossun-kugi
[incessant screaming]
Track Name: Krispy Money
Hey everybody it's Krispy Kreme and Money Maker Mike
Peace

Peace

Hey everybody it's Krispy Kreme and Money Maker Mike
Peace

Hey everybody it's Krispy Kreme
I'm Krispy Kreme and Money Maker Mike
We just finished our money makin' and our second music video
We're waiting for Dave to put it on YouTube YouTube and edit YouTube
We'll put that boy out and [chops] Krispy Kreme Money Maker Mike
Guess what? Just got off the phone with Dave
Song's going up on YouTube tonight
Yes!
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!