You are my cinema I could watch you forever Action, thriller I could watch you forever You are my cinema A Hollywood treasure Love you just the way you are My cinema, my cinema You are my cinema I could watch you forever Action, thriller I could watch you forever You are my cinema A Hollywood treasure x2 Love you just the way you are My cinema, my cinema x3 [Get up get down Lose that sound My DJ gonna break it down x5 Get up get down Lose that sound Aaa aaa a-a-a-a Eyyyy e-e-e-ey! x3] Get up get down Lose that sound My DJ gonna break it down x7 Get up get down Lose that sound Aaa aaa a-a-a-a Eyyyy e-e-e-ey! You are my cinema I could watch you forever Action, thriller I could watch you forever You are my cinema A Hollywood treasure Love you just the way you are My cinema, my cinema Get up get down Lose that sound My DJ gonna break it down x7 Get up get down Lose that sound Aaa aaa a-a-a-a Eyyyy e-e-e-ey! Get up get down Lose that sound My DJ gonna break it down x3 Get up get down Lose that sound Aaa aaa a-a-a-a Eyyyy e-e-e-ey! Get up get down Lose that sound My DJ gonna break it down x15 Get up get down Lose that sound Aaa aaa a-a-a-a Eyyyy e-e-e-ey!

Even though my anus was broken I knew that rest of our journey would be great success Hey hey hoh ha ha! Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Hey hey hoh ha ha! No regrets ha heh ha I am the best ha HAAA Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh I arrive at America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS I had no car, no money and no Azamat The only thing keep me going was my dream one day holding Pamela in my arms and then making romance exploding on her stomach Hey hey hoh ha ha! Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Hey hey hoh ha ha! No regrets ha heh ha I am the best ha HAAA Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh x2 Watch the children Okay, no problem You must not hit the children MY NAME BORAT I LIKE YOU I LIKE SEX I like very much buy this Hummers How much is it? 52,000 I am looking for something between, um, 600, or, eh, to 650 dollars Hey hey hoh ha ha! Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Hey hey hoh ha ha! No regrets ha heh ha I am the best ha HAAA Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh x2 [slowed down] Hey hey hoh ha ha! Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Hey hey hoh ha ha! No regrets ha heh ha I am the best ha HAAA Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh x2 What's up with it, Vanilla Face? Uh, me homey Azamat just parked our slab outside We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for night So, uh, bang, bang, skid, skid, nigga We just couple pimps, no hos [sped up] Hey hey hoh ha ha! Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Hey hey hoh ha ha! No regrets ha heh ha I am the best ha HAAA Ha hahaha ha ha haha HEH Whoh heh ha ha he hahaha Ha ha heh ha heh ha ha heh x4 HOWDY PARTNERS!

Zou je ons misschien even kunnen komen ophalen? Nu weet je wel te bellen, hè! Je belt nooit! Bel je matties om je te komen halen! SAKA SAKA BOY biep biep Zou je ons misschien even kunnen komen ophalen? Nu weet je wel te bellen, hè! Je belt nooit! Bel je matties om je te komen halen! SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY Zou je ons misschien even kunnen komen ophalen? Nu weet je wel te bellen, hè! Je belt nooit! Bel je matties om je te komen halen! SAKA SAKA BOY biep boop boop boop boop boop SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA BOY SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY And even though I was focused on beating Mr. Miyamoto, I heard some of you laughing Don't try to deny it, I heard you YES MY BODY WAS READY [audience goes woooooo] YES MY BODY WAS READY YES MY BODY WAS READY YES MY BODY WAS READY YES MY BODY WAS READY And even though I was focused on beating Mr. Miyamoto, I heard some of you laughing Don't try to deny it, I heard you YES MY BODY WAS READY [audience goes woooooo] YES MY BODY WAS READY YES MY BODY WAS READY [duet x4] YES MY BODY WAS READY SAKASAKABOY SAKASAKAKA YES MY BODY WAS READY SAKASAKABOY SAKABOYBOY Mi boy, ben jij het? HOI MAM MET MIJ MIJ MIJ MIJ MIJ MIJ MIJ

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SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIIIRRRTLE!! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheehee! as the incomparable Tina Turner once shrieked, this game is simply the best this is Super Mario Brothers 3 and this is to video games as Monet's "Water Lillies" is to impressionism as Dali's "Persistence of Memory" is to surrealism as Jones' "What's up, Doc?" is to animated bunny barbarism the bottom line is, there had never been a game quite like this one and in the decades that have passed since, this masterpiece still stands as perhaps the greatest two-dimensional platformer of all time and frankly it is one any gamer worth their weight in coins should experience Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee! Wheeheeheehee wheehee wheehee Wheehee!

NINTENDO NINTENDO SIXTYFOOOOUUUURRRRRRRRRR NINTENDO SIXTYFOUUUUUUURRRRRRR SIXTYFOOOUUURRR OH MY GOOOOOD! THANK YOU! OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOD! THANK YOU! OH MY GUUUUUAAAAAAAADDDDD NINTENDO SIXTYFOUUUUUUURRRRRRR SIXTYFOOOUUURRR OH MY GOOOOOD! THANK YOU! OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOD! THANK YOU! OH MY GUUUUUAAAAAAAADDDDD Hey guise!! So today I'm here with a review of the Nintendo 64 The Nintendo 64 was a really big console back in the day, as it was Nintendo's first real major step up from the Super Nintendo Uh, now of course back in these days, you know, everyone was still on their Super Nintendos or even your Sega Genesis [LOTS OF BANJO-KAZOOIE NOISES]

Am I?! Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?! Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT Cinnamon! It should be on table's restaurants along with salt and pepper! Anytime someone says 'Oh this is so good, what's in this?' The answer invariably comes back -- Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Again and again! She had man hands He's a regifter! She's a two-face She's got the jimmy legs She's a virgin He's poor She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being, except for the walking She eats her peas one at a time! She just took credit for my salad He's a male bimbo! He's a mimbo! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Ass Man! [laughtrack] [laughtrack] [actually just place laughtrack everywhere basically] *snort* Articulate! *snort* *snort* *giggle* *sneeze* *tuff* bleh! BLEEEHHH!! *fart* *fart again* GUUUH! Ooohhhh Uhh Huh? Wha? Khuh? Ah? Lie Lie Live Live Live Ooooohhhh right right right right right right right right *buzzer* [some other language] *tchik tchik tchik* ggggggggg Huuuhhhh No no no no no Ohhh YEAAAAHHHh!! Aaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Ooooohhhhhoooooooooooooo Alright Alriiiiiiiiiiiight ALRIGHT! Would you like a cup of tea? Got any coffee? Coffee? Yeah, coffee No, I don't drink coffee You don't drink coffee, how about instant coffee? No, I don't have-- You don't have any instant coffee? Well I don't normally-- Who doesn't have instant coffee? I don't You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it And later on when you need it, it's there, it lasts forever, it's freeze dried Freeze dried crystals [buncha ridley screeches lol]

[some japanese or whatever] YUI-NYAN PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!! Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru? [i had to look this shit up looooooool] PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!! Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru? [gosh i seriously cant read this along with the track] YUI-NYAN!! Wara ningyou ni Wara ningyou ni Wara ningyou ni gossun- gossun- gossun-kugi Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n Eins, zwei, guten morgen Yi er yi er ichi ichi ichi ichi Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi hifumiyo hifumiyo [again i had to look this up] Wara ningyou ni Wara ningyou ni Wara ningyou ni gossun- gossun- gossun-kugi Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n Eins, zwei, guten morgen Yi er yi er ichi ichi ichi ichi Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi hifumiyo hifumiyo [what are these lyrics?!] PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!! Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru? [these lyrics are equally weird] Wara ningyou ni Wara ningyou ni Wara ningyou ni gossun- gossun- gossun-kugi [incessant screaming]

Hey everybody it's Krispy Kreme and Money Maker Mike Peace Peace Hey everybody it's Krispy Kreme and Money Maker Mike Peace Hey everybody it's Krispy Kreme I'm Krispy Kreme and Money Maker Mike We just finished our money makin' and our second music video We're waiting for Dave to put it on YouTube YouTube and edit YouTube We'll put that boy out and [chops] Krispy Kreme Money Maker Mike Guess what? Just got off the phone with Dave Song's going up on YouTube tonight Yes! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!